penrosesun:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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no-this-is-ryan:

If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic

wolfnanaki:

beardedmrbean:

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A pallet jacking in progress.

brothersskeleton:

trickstertime:

aflo:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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This is Margaret when she opens that email

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grox:

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starlightomatic:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

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Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

#girls’ loads you say?

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

aflo:

prohaloplayer:

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

broken-horn-of-equius:

radiofreederry:

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OP after hitting that shit:

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carfuckerlynch:

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

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alexaloraetheris:
“Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.
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alexaloraetheris:
“Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.
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alexaloraetheris:

Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.

tumbwr:

lostsoullover:

micro-usb:

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Why would you hide this in the tags?

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a screenshot of the youtube series "The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo" where the character Freckle says "it's diverse".

soracities:

soracities:

i think as a society we should go back to designing furniture w little feet. it would heal us.

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please look me in the eye and tell me this doesn’t spark joy

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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